Poison Lied!

I have nothing against the band Poison. In fact, I have two of their albums on iTunes, have listened to Unskinny Bop a bagillion times, and think Brett Michaels was great on Celebrity Apprentice, BUT they are liars!  "Every Rose" does NOT, in fact, have a thorn.  Actually, no roses have thorns.  What they have is prickles.  It's a whole scientific difference having to do with the muscles and fibers in them.  C'mon people!  So some scientific research before you write a hit song.  Sheesh!