Grammar Humor

This is much more accurate than the cliched I before E phrase anyway:
"I before E, except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor."

And in case you're hankering for more grammar humor, check out Weird Al's Word Crimes. It's hilarious...and very catchy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc