Centipede

One of the best bad sentences I've ever heard: "She walked into my office like a centipede missing 98 legs." Never fails to make me laugh.

And now a word from our friends at Official Staunton and be sure to watch their awesome video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_094e1am5cw

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