I recently auditioned for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (no, I won't be appearing on the show anytime soon). When we were waiting for our tests, the producers asked us to tell our favorite jokes, so I spouted this gem. Unfortunately, it's a bit dark and did not go over so well. Nevertheless, it's still my favorite joke.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
James then began to weep at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimer's had gotten so bad she could no longer recognize her own grandson.
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Monday, August 11, 2014
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